[quote]I was merrily playing priv indeed,<br />until I was selected for Tai&#039;s team.<br />&quot;I&#039;ve got defense!&quot; Tai decreed.<br />Why oh why did Tai leave D.<br /><br />We&#039;re quickly down oh&#039; flags to three,<br />that&#039;s when I notice Tai&#039;s running with me.<br />I mutter to myself silently,<br />Why oh why did Tai leave D.<br /><br />I gnash my teeth until I bleed.<br />As Xen screams out &quot;This I can&#039;t believe!<br />Tai just spawned and chose to flee!<br />Why oh why did Tai leave D.&quot;<br /><br />After the game we all agree,<br />Tai&#039;s defense is one most shitty.<br />Tai barks, &quot;You did not run, you can&#039;t blame me!&quot;<br />Why oh why did Tai leave D.<br /><br />To all defenders who play ZD,<br />and want to be playing skillfully,<br />don&#039;t be Tai and screw the team,<br />by taking offense instead of D.[/quote]<br /><br />Amen.