[b]Super Shotgun Spurs[/b] vs [b]KillingBrowns[/b]<br />With both teams coming off from an impressive and surprising week 1 win, look forward to seeing both of them coming out slugging left and right to take home the 2-0 record. SGS has the frag power and hacks needed to take over the ceiling-less tunnel that is mid and they will probably over power blair/junior. Both teams have a capable defender in Stall and Tai but Stall needs to watch out for Junior&#039;s rat like movement (he is a South American rat) and Tai needs to not run AT ALL (make Chow proud). However I see Hatred/Blood taking over the mid choke point thus allowing Hatred to run amok (thanks to his 5 ping, yeah fuck you buddy). SGS will pull out on top due to having more IQ points than KGB.<br /><br />SGS 2-0<br /><br />[b]SuperChargers[/b] vs [b]We&#039;re All Doomed[/b]<br />WAD is pissed and rightfully so. After sucking up their loss from week 1 they will be looking to take their anger out on SUC. However Ralph is impervious to rage and will respond with: Yoah! WAD clearly has a slight advantage since Chaindude made the map and it hasn&#039;t been played a lot since it was put in the idl wad. Fast loves this map while shak probably doesn&#039;t care too much for it and he will probably get benched again ):. Star won&#039;t have any problem on D since its pretty easy here (only 2 or 3 real ways in) so it will come down to either Shake-al or Fast to help control mid while chaindude the proper way to run. SUC&#039;s success will depend on Tony. Both Ralph and Oath are capable of playing any position on this map so Climhazard will have to shine wherever he is put. Ultimately one team&#039;s 3rd won&#039;t be smart enough to play this map, but:<br /><br />SUC 1-0<br /><br /><br />[b]The Cult of Bestism[/b] vs [b]Mass Destruction[/b]<br />Both teams are looking to rebound after losing week 1 but only one team will succeed. Sometime during 2011(or 2010?) there was a Euro 3v3 CTF tournament that included a few of the smartctf maps. If I am correct (probably not) this weeks map was played in that tourney and therefore BEST already has an advantage in Nosturi since he is battle hardened. Saber will probably have better luck in D this week since its much easier to defend this map than that fucking pistol spawn box loving map29. X-Ray is a good defender but he is better at mid plus he stated himself that he is too dumb to D smartctf. MAD on the other hand already has problems. Doomguy and Polie took massing to a whole new level and missed their own game last week. Dew and Xen are trying their best to keep their team together since The Avalanche Bros. haven&#039;t returned yet and if they don&#039;t, MAD is probably going to struggle to keep from going 0-2. Xen is capable of defending and dew also played in that Euro tourney so not only is he going to try to prove he&#039;s a top euro runner but he is also going to try to prove that Czech &gt; Finland. If Doomguy returns, he&#039;ll have to make up for last week by dominating the mid with xen while dew shows off his euro education. If the rescue crew doesn&#039;t find Doomguy, Capo will have to grace MAD again and I think we all can agree that this map will be too much for his puny brain.<br /><br />No Doomguy:<br />BEST 2-0<br />With Doomguy:<br />MAD 2-1<br /><br /><br />[b]Ricochet Rockets[/b] vs [b]Fnordy Niners[/b]<br />Ok first off our tag, }=&gt;, is a rocket for you fucks with no imagination. Secondly I pay for the internet and can have it disconnected so both our teams play without us. Third, there are no Pistol spawns so Mass will be baller. Fourth, fuck you legion you are a TX hick and I know you aren&#039;t smart enough for this map. Finally, there is a reason why I have a 5 and 1 in my name. Cuz I&#039;m winning 5 to 1 baby.<br /><br />No Rust/Strangle:<br />TAIIII<br />W/ Rust/Strangle<br />Rust 2-0<br /><br />p.s college did not prepare any member on either team for this map<br /><br />[b]Plasma Dicks United[/b] vs [b]Brokeback Cowboys[/b]<br />Right off the bat this match up is similar to BEST/MAD in the sense that both teams have a top and talented Euro runner in Turska and Gyrossman which mirrors Nosturi/Dew. Both teams have capable fraggers and defenders. The only major difference between this game and BEST/MAD is that neither PDU or BBC has half their team buried under snow at this moment. Rus is going initiate greatwallofchina.exe and rusdance.exe for this match and he&#039;ll definitely give BBC&#039;s offense a show. Prime doesn&#039;t have a Bachelor&#039;s Degree (unlike Rus) but thankfully defending this map isn&#039;t too hard so he&#039;ll be capable of keeping his flag home. Pants and Grossman also played in the aforementioned CTF tourney and even if they didn&#039;t, they know what they&#039;re doing. Its going to come down to Ladna and Mantis to supporting their teams in the tunnel that is mid for either team to succeed. Ladna is still rusty compared to what he was months ago but he knows how to pronounce Telo so he&#039;ll definitely have enough brains to make smart, crucial plays. Mantis has more fragging power but, like Tai, he has a tendency to leave his position and usually ends up running and leaves D out to dry. If Ladna can boost up his firepower, he&#039;ll be able to support Rus or Pants at the right times and help push back the BBC infidels. However I see Prime keeping his team on the same page through tight communication.<br /><br />BBC 2-1<br /><br />[b]Contraband[/b] vs [b]Philanthropic Blowhards[/b]<br />Bones and Co. are probably pissed that they didn&#039;t curbstomp my team like they thought they would, so they&#039;re gonna want to make up for last week&#039;s tai. LB still maintains that you don&#039;t win games by playing better but by drafting better and boy is he right this week. CTB has Dev the chessmaster and he is going to feel right at home this week while Boner will have no trouble guarding the flag. So it is going to be interesting who will be running for CTB. Denny proved he isn&#039;t washed up but you can&#039;t be hitting walls on this map otherwise you die. Higgs can fire up mfquake.exe and he&#039;ll have no trouble running here since this map emulates some quake elements. Bones really has quite a bit of choices here since he could put either Dev or Denny on D and move himself up to mid or O. LB on the other hand doesn&#039;t such a privilege. LB is a great runner and he won&#039;t have any problem running around here tho he might have trouble swimming. If LB defends, he is gonna have problems in his mid and O. Noob&#039;s excessive drug use has taken a toll on his brain cells and he&#039;ll breakdown in mid and if he runs, he&#039;ll be running the wrong way. Ammar(Armour) has a good shot but he is still inexperienced. LB&#039;s best shot is putting Noob on D and telling him the flag is a pile of cocaine and to guard it with his life while Ammar puts his aimbot to work in mid. But in the end Bones has 3 Canadians on his team and we all know Canadian Education &gt; American Education.<br /><br />CTB 2-1