[b][i]SuperChargers vs We&#039;re All Doomed[/b]<br /><br />After an incredibly tough loss in week one, WAD looks to bounce back in what some consider a homefield-type environment in SmartCTF. Meanwhile, SUC looks to add another W to their win column after shaking off PDU last week in two rounds. With two totally different styles and approaches, I expect this one to be a slug-fest. I don&#039;t buy into the idea that WAD has an advantage here because Chaindude made this map. Both teams will practice plenty so that will be nullified right away. The only question is, will WAD be able to slow down Ralph&#039;s aggressive approach? If Oath and Tony play well with Ralph being Ralph, this game will be incredibly close. If they won&#039;t, I suspect WAD will roll over SUC. While my heart is with SUC because of my love for Ralph&#039;s baldness, my head tells me to go with WAD because of how pissed they are for losing in week one to a bunch of &quot;dopey bruisers.&quot; WAD wins in two tight rounds.<br /><br />WAD 2-0 <br /><br />[b][i]The Cult of Bestism vs Mass Destruction [/b]<br /><br />Both teams suffered disappointing openings and look to bounce back in week two. Apparently Doomguy and Dragan were seen in Reno sucking dick for taxi-cab money to get back home, so the only question is whether they make it or not. Meanwhile, X-Ray and Saber are fuming because of their disappointing play in week one. The real concern for TCB I have is that this map, while known for having several routes to the flag, still has a gigantic choke-point in mid and I can see pingers taking advantage of it. TCB will probably have to have a very aggressive push to maintain offense. Normally that would get you beat most likely but I don&#039;t see anybody on MAD having the offense to make them pay for it. TCB probably wins going away.<br /><br />TCB 2-0<br /><br />[b][i]Ricochet Rockets vs Fnordy Niners[/b]<br /><br />Sibling rivalry takes place in the land of smarties this week with the faceoff of Rust vs Strangle. Big brother looks to put little brother in a headlock and pummel the shit out of him with a ferocious amount of mexi-punches. Meanwhile, another set of siblings will be beating the shit out of each other in the home of the White&#039;s as Whiteboy and Whitemike throw down for the house&#039;s only good computer. During this escapade, Legion finally finds his mic and removes it from his ass and gets on TS to yell and Gilga for being lost in the West Virginia mountains and Mass for saying fuck supershotguns and petting his kitten. Why do I joke about this? Because I think this match will be a joke. RR is fucking steaming after a gay TAI and will crush KNF with rage. And if it gets too close, Rust will unplug Strangle&#039;s computer and win anyway.<br /><br />RR 2-0<br /><br />[b][i]Plasma Dicks United vs Brokeback Cowboys[/b]<br /><br />Another awesome Euro match-up this week goes down with Turska vs Gyross. Turska probably has more fragging power behind him in Rus/Ladna but Prime is no slouch himself. Mantis might not be the fragger he used to be but his savvy still keeps him around and wins games. This will probably be a grueling affair to watch. Prime remembers how then TKV (PDU of now) ended his bid at an undefeated season last season. I look for him to rage hard and have Mantis do enough in mid to keep Turska from rocking Prime this time. Gyross will find a way to get some flags and BBC wins an ugly slugfest in 3 rounds with two rounds being low-scoring TAIS.&nbsp; <br /><br />BBC 1-0<br /><br />[b][i]Contraband vs Philanthropic Blowhards[/b]<br /><br />LB&#039;s team is living up to it&#039;s name. Like a philanthropist throwing money around to save the abandoned souls of the world, the Philanthropic Blowhards are blowing hard and throwing wins to whatever teams they face. It&#039;s a cruel joke for having only losing one week but PBH&#039;s lack of ability to even join a game scares the shit out of me. I&#039;m disappointed because I thought Edd would really get his shit together this season. He still has 8 weeks to do it but he should do it now sooner than later with CTB coming to town. I still don&#039;t know anything about this armour guy and I suspect LB will hero long enough to keep his team in it but CTB just has too much firepower. <br /><br />CTB 2-0<br /><br />&nbsp; 