[b]* Xenaero - Ebola[/b]<br /><br />xen drafts whitey. period. he can use him as second def, mid, o... he can put him in all spots at once and go play tetris instead.<br /><br />the real issue for xen is.. what if he wants to play puzzle bobble while whitney is winning this season by himself? he needs a partner and all the tastiest morsels will be picked off the buffet by the time he gets to pick his 2nd and 3rd. if my alcoholically precise calculations are correct, the best choices available for pick 16/17 should be collision, beast or rexnor.<br /><br />Fact - [i]xen drafts whiteboy.[/i]<br />Other options - be dumb and pick someone else, perhaps move to north korea as a statement.<br /><br />[b]* Goatface - Digital Management Rights[/b]<br /><br />mike might be one of the hottest items in the player pool, but def simply needs to go first. goat can pick whoever he feels comfortable with. if he wants an offensive team with a defender that can support sudden attack pushes, stall seems perfect (but nostar would probably ban goat from tt for picking him so soon). if he feels like playing a lot of creative mid, he should go for a turret of death like blair or josh. let&#039;s assume the stall scenario, then he wants to stuff the front line with some brainless grinders that will push forward in zombie runs and goat can support and nurture them like little bonsai tanks. i&#039;m not sure what will be available.. rex? mandolore? speculative.<br /><br />Prediction - [i]goat drafts stall.[/i]<br />Other options - josh or blair or any decent def out there. play it safe.<br /><br />[b]* Tai - Komitet[/b]<br /><br />ok, tai&#039;s last season wasn&#039;t exactly a first sex type failure, but there was a lot of unfulfilled potential (like your last sex) considering kgb hoarded perhaps the strongest attackers in the league. i think tai should try the exact opposite, [b]ignore mike[/b] and pick one of the turret defenders- blair, rott.. strangle is getting there too. then tai can steamroll as he drifts through the maps, or even spearhead the attacks. he just needs a complementary smartass runner. i&#039;d say go for gyross, but he might be long gone by that time. nero, me, one of the returning oldschoolers... legion seems resourceful too, but also chatty and unfocused. <br /><br />Prediction - [i]tai drafts blair.[/i]<br />Other options - other aim based defenders. experiment in offence, not defence.<br /><br />[b]* Jenova - Berserk Pushers[/b]<br /><br />i am deeply in love with brutal uncompromising 2o attack, but despite all my secret jen/miek furry fanfics, i&#039;m afraid jen should choose a strong def first if he wants to go far. blair, rott, strangle, josh, ... whoever of them is still available. bsk should still have a strong 2nd choice and it&#039;d be very cool if jen picked another runner.. perhaps climhazzard or nero. i&#039;d understand if he goes for a mid though (like mid if he&#039;s still there). jen&#039;s 4th pick is difficult to predict, but let&#039;s say he wants to get a sub for the middle post. acolyte? or roscoe? perhaps kalfoxis?<br /><br />Prediction - [i]jen drafts rott or strangle.[/i]<br />Other options - first choose a mid instead (hatred, mid, ladna) and either shine or bomb.<br /><br />[b]* Nostar - That British TV Channel[/b]<br /><br />the first captain that shouldn&#039;t worry about strenghtening def. logic says go with the strongest attacker available. mike or rus fits that in my scenario. this still gives nostar a strong pick for a mid in round2 (ladna, mid, mantis), but... we&#039;re talking about fucking nostar here. he might wreck your puny dreams about doom ctf being fair and flag based. he might draft a monster fragger (hatred? rus?), put him in front of the base and hope for an able sneaky runner to win every match with 1-0 scores. he&#039;s evil and he will do everything to make you suffer. [i]he will edit your posts if you, by chance, predict his strategy.[/i]<br /><br />Prediction - [i]nostar drafts mike. or hatred. it&#039;s hard to read from satan&#039;s soul.[/i]<br />Other options - ladna or gyross or rus or mantis or saber... fuck, do you see how he still holds so many trumphs?<br /><br />[b]* LordBritish - FuLosers[/b]<br />lb wants to run flags, but his position in the draft might complicate his naive dreams. his first pick is extremely dependant on &#039;what is left&#039;, josh would be a best case scenario. a line up like lb-strangle-mid could happen easily, but that stirs bad memories, doesn&#039;t it? he could take hatred and add a good mid in round2, but he also might need to forget about flagging and pick another fine runner (saber, mantis), then concentrate his team on the offensive. he might need to bend over and play the responsible guy that runs around and does everything to make things work out. welcome to my world, bitch, you will have to carry your team! i had to scheme and def and multipurpose etc etc and generally prove my worth as a cap in ecdl#1, i can feel you&#039;ll taste the same. the 4th pick is pretty far, so an overlooked attacker that lb can support and carry could be a good substitute (mando, legion, dreever, souler, etc.)<br /><br />Prediction - [i]lb drafts josh.[/i]<br />Other options - get saber or ladna or w/e and play a smartass tactical team. get better and carry your team like whiteboy v2.0.<br /><br />[b]* Shadow Ghost - The SPEcials[/b]<br /><br />Shadow_Ghost: kinda like how the fat kid plays goalie<br />Shadow_Ghost: which in a sense<br />Shadow_Ghost: is me playing d<br /><br />denny knows what he&#039;s doing. he will pick mantits to flagru-.. uhh, flagwalk. and fatna to be fat in the middle. the 4th pick comes very late so that player might struggle to carry his own weight, but denny is kind his players will take turns at crushing benches. such a team should be very stable. i mean, you could almost see a theme here... if there wasn&#039;t so many fat people standing in the way.<br /><br />Prediction - [i]shadow ghost picks mantis-x.[/i]<br />Other options - perhaps midian and gyrossman or saber, but chances of that are slim.<br /><br />[b]* Ralphis - Suckers[/b]<br /><br />ralph can substitute at any position, but grinding flags is his true calling. you can see how impatient and fickle he gets whenever he has to wait for his opponent&#039;s move, he [i]needs[/i] to feel he&#039;s the one pacing the game. SUC can afford both 1d1m1o and 1d2o so ralph can pick his whole team as he sees fit. strangle+gyross or mid or saber or rus or simply anyone who has enough smarts to support and play around ralph and not compete with him/get in his way. that means avoiding other selfish primary runners like mike or nero. for the 4th pick i&#039;d love to see kilemall or roscoe so ralph can carry them to next level.<br /><br />Prediction - [i]ralhis picks strangle and saber.[/i]<br />Other options - uhhh... too many to list.