5. Tai/Hatred - Well both of these guys are rather similar in the sense that it&#039;s never their fault for losing. When Tai is D, it&#039;s mid&#039;s fault. When he&#039;s mid, it&#039;s D&#039;s fault. When he is O, it&#039;s his laggggg. Regardless of who is to blame, it&#039;s always the same story in priv. It&#039;s 15 minutes of why he did great and everyone else blew it and if you counter with valid arguments, you&#039;re trolling.<br /><br />Hatred is another total fag who, like tai, claims it&#039;s his dumb teammates faults for losing and that he never does anything wrong. Hatred claims he is one of the greatest mids in the league and has dubbed the position as &#039;the multi-purpose guy&#039;, implying that he can do it all. But quite honestly in his case, mid is &#039;the multi-purpose fail&#039;. The only thing he&#039;s great at is writing essays in priv on why you should have let him decide positions despite him not being cap and why it would have worked.<br /><br />4. LordBritish - Yeah this guy has been masturbating his own ego since [SIN] and it&#039;s about the size of Peru currently.&nbsp; By his own word he claims he is the best runner to ever grace Doom and he holds back much of his power so the server won&#039;t get destroyed. However the guy took movement lessons from DUI. He hits walls like a blind cripple and blames lag, TT, and nostar for his failure. He is also known to miss the flag and run back to base not realizing he doesn&#039;t have the flag until it&#039;s too late.<br /><br />3. mikehail - This guy sits around irc all day claiming how he&#039;s the best runner in the idl and how he carries all the teams he&#039;s on. Apparently his offense is so great that everyone should heed his tips as if they were the cold hard truth. However, the cold hard truth is that despite his big mouth, his flag ratio and flag captures are not even in the top 5 currently. Of course if you bring this fact up, he&#039;ll blame strangle and Mexico for his lousy stats as well as tdeath attacking his connection. He&#039;s quick to tell everyone how and why they suck but he himself isn&#039;t even that great. He&#039;ll also make 100 excuses for his failure when needed.<br /><br />2. Ralphis - It&#039;s the Ralph. Not much to say. He says he&#039;ll crush everyone: like a gnat between his hands they go splat. But he couldn&#039;t crush Kilgore online or irl.<br /><br />1. Jenova - Holy shit. This guy spews some of the most egotistical things ever heard or seen. It&#039;s like his religion to spew how great he is every 5 minutes in irc. One of my favorite lines from him is in [url=http://www.altdeath.com/fluxbb/viewtopic.php?pid=249#p249]THIS POST[/url]<br /><br />[quote]I didn&#039;t even get drafted into the IDL the first season I signed up, yet I ended up winning last season.[/quote]<br />So he basically takes credit for a team effort so casually. Or maybe he really did do it all. Maybe next season he can be a whole team and put that ego to test. Maybe with all his supposed talent, he&#039;ll make it to the MB all by himself.