[size=3][b]The Cult of Bestism vs BrokeBack Cowboys[/b][/size]<br /><br />I feel like Saber&#039;s team is gonna be kinda crapo on this map, it requires a lot of quick movement and thinking and I feel like Nosturi is probably the best at both of these things but is crippled by terrible finnlag and is not quite as good as pigpants.&nbsp; Prime has been getting pretty excellent lately, or was last time I saw him play while mantis is not terrible on this map and gyro is amazing (he beat prime last season by himself then signed a contract immediately after with prime, coincidence?)&nbsp; I think TCB is getting smoked, poked, etc, etc.<br /><br />[u]BBC 2-0[/u]<br /><br />[size=3][b]Contraband vs Ricochet Rockets [/b][/size]<br /><br />I think RRS is actually going to be a kind of weak team.&nbsp; Nobody on that team really seems to like doing anything and it might be pretty tough to find something that works for everybody.&nbsp; Mass is pretty good at shooting and paying attention but runs into walls that don&#039;t exist.&nbsp; Rust is pretty great but he will have to stick to one thing this season I think for this team to have any success.&nbsp; Gilgamesh is a bit worse at shooting than mass but I would trust him more in some situations and he seems to do best on defense, even if he is a miniwhite and prefers to run.<br /><br />Contraband is pretty self explanatory, Humanbones is great at most everything while Devastatio[glow=red,2,300][b][u]N[/u][/b][/glow] is a doom robot and can be programmed to complete any task with 110% efficiency and 20% backsass and denny can control gravity.&nbsp; I feel like higgs might not get any play simply because these guys are all stars if they show up, but I hope they don&#039;t so he can play!&nbsp; This game will probably be close with RRS making some critical fumbles due to poor teamplay and incredible confusion and uncertainty of roles given.<br /><br />[u]CTB 2-1[/u]<br /><br />[size=3][b]Mass Destruction vs Fnordy Niners[/b][/size]<br /><br />MAD is really just bad, which is sad.&nbsp; I like DG but his brother and him are not nearly in shape enough to compete here and will probably get whoopered all day long.&nbsp; To make matters worse they drafted xenaero, who may be good, but provides the third member necessary to fulfill the UD curse and make this team blow baboon butt.&nbsp; The Niners aren&#039;t in a much better boat and white will be struggling all season long to break the stranegion curse of nobrains/noskill/nocash by playing on a second computer with his feet who will from here on out be called white and miek.&nbsp; White is way too good for MAD though, so this will be easy peasy.<br /><br />[u]KNF 2-0[/u]<br /><br />[size=3][b]Plasmadicks United vs Super Chargers[/b][/size]<br /><br />I do not like this SUC, like most people it seems.&nbsp; Donut and Climhazzard just don&#039;t feel like winners to me, they lack the necessary ability to really do well.&nbsp; If there is anything Ralph is good at though, it is making mediocre players perform in a less limited way to create a chance for him to do almost everything.&nbsp; Thankfully he has Oath, who is pretty great but has not played IDL in quite a long time.&nbsp; I think he will do well enough as he used to be quite good, but I just hope the newer maps don&#039;t prove to be his undoing.<br /><br />The Plasmadicks will be too much on this map I think though, as turska should feel quite at home here and ladnas main job will be to stop the dreaded rusdance long enough to bring home a win.&nbsp; These guys all have some sort of experience together and I think they will mesh well enough to manage this week, while ladna spends a week in the tub with a brillo pad.&nbsp; If anything, this is one of the best maps PDU can play against SUC, since rus can rock on d while finnpants runs around like a ninny and ladna really just has to not suck too much while they win.&nbsp; Turska will definitely have to pull all the tricks out here though, because they will lose the middle every time and it will be an uphill battle for him all game long.<br /><br />[u]PDU 2-1[/u]<br /><br />[size=3][b]Killing Browns vs Philanthropic Blowhards[/b][/size]<br /><br />This is going to be a hilarious game.&nbsp; I expect at least 15 of the 30 minutes to be spent by both Tai and LB shouting profanities at their teams for doing idiotic things and losing flags, which in LB&#039;s case will be because his team is stupid and will block him whereas in Tai&#039;s case it will be because Tai is blocking Blair while Junior drinks slime.&nbsp; I think SGS v WAD will be the most interesting game to watch but this one will have the most comic value for sure.&nbsp; I am praying to all gods who will listen for a tie, then for LB and Tai to form a 2 man team and win it all.&nbsp; Also both teams suck, except blair and lb who are cool.<br /><br />[u]zoof 1-1[/u]<br /><br />[size=3][b]Super Shotgun Spurs vs We&#039;re All Doomed[/b][/size]<br /><br />This is going to be a pretty neat game.&nbsp; Hatred has a bunch of dopey bruisers while star has a pretty excellent lineup that all replaced their routers with tin cans and string and haven&#039;t played doom for years.&nbsp; The biggest factor in this game will be hatred, if he can play exceedingly well on offense (which is really the only thing that makes sense, blood and stall both can&#039;t run for beans) then they have a real shot.&nbsp; If he doesn&#039;t then they will just slowly bleed flags while trying to mount an offense, as chain and shakums are quite competent runners and this map is certainly not easy to defend, especially against scumbags like these.&nbsp; Hate will win a game through sheer effort though, then forget to pop a blue pill in round 3 and deflate faster than ladna in a sweaty polish office.<br /><br />[u]WAD 2-1[/u]