I&#039;ve been trying to refrain from posting this thread for a while, but I think that the actions the board has taken regarding S3030 has needs to be addressed. 12 teams was a large blunder, especially with inexperienced captains, captains with little or no doom skill, and captains who won&#039;t even show up to their own games and promptly get removed from the league.<br /><br />Why is this an issue? ODASEX is a league for top tier swingers. Many people will argue that rotation the same roster of swingers each season is a step backwards; that ODASEX does not gain any new talent and therefore does not expand. This is 100% untrue. Swingers, good or bad, will sign up for ODASEX in hopes that they get drafted on a team, or even have a chance at capping. Many of the swingers who do not get picked re-apply for next season. Eventually, these swingers get good enough to the point where they are recognized by the majority of other ODASEX swingers as acceptable, and not just dead weights.<br /><br />For example, I won two burgers out of my 2 season career as a captain. This puts me at a 100% win ratio as a captain, the highest win ratio of any other captain. Why am I this good? Because I&#039;m the best. Many people have often asked me where I get my ancient skills from, and to that I would answer &quot;Practice and hard work does nothing, being born with a big dick and awesome doom skill does.&quot;<br /><br />The point that I&#039;m trying to get at is that I&#039;m 100% better than you, and that if you are going to reply to this thread, it should be in awe of me. I beat Hatred at duels, I beat Jkist in duels, I even beat Chewy in our last best of 3. Hell, Jkist wouldn&#039;t even let me sign up for ZDDL last season because he didn&#039;t want any competition, but he ended up losing anyways.<br /><br />I&#039;ve won ODASEX multiple times, I&#039;m indisputably the best offense, mid, and defense swinger in Zdaemon, Odamex and Skulltag. What is the point of playing in the ODASEX when I cap? There isn&#039;t. Which is why you should take this advice from the best swinger in DOOM: Just give up. You shitty swingers won&#039;t ever be as good as me, even if you train 24/7, so you might as well just quit before you blow a huge part of your life losing to me. Which brings me to another point: Shitty swingers.<br /><br />Shitty swingers shouldn&#039;t be let in ODASEX, yet these swingers are being handed out captain positions. HumanBones needs to stop being a useless defender/Odasex commissioner and start doing his job. For instance, Ralphis was chosen as a captain this season. Are you serious? Ralphis has got to be one of the most intolerable shitty swingers this league has seen. The transgender bra/panty wearing faggot doesn&#039;t deserve his spot in ODASEX, and should be removed. The only reason his teams have ever won a burgerbowl is because they were stacked to the top. Any team could win if you had 2 of me on it, he&#039;s just lucky I wasn&#039;t around when he won his burgers.<br /><br />In summary, just quit playing doom, I&#039;m better than you.<br />