[quote author=Ralphis+Mantis]<br />NAO TRADE BBAD[/quote]<br /><br />I just wanted to make sure everybody knows how this works.&nbsp; I didn&#039;t draft Nostar and Collision and [i]then[/i] decide to trade them for Mikehail and the doctor.&nbsp; Me, Nostar and Collision were never a team.&nbsp; I wanted Mikehail and the doctor, who I could only get with LB&#039;s pick.&nbsp; So I called up LB and said, &quot;Hey, cutie, I&#039;ll bet you want Nostar.&quot;&nbsp; And he said, &quot;Yes, I am cute.&quot;&nbsp; And that was that.&nbsp; Pretty soon I will start a thread to publicly discuss trading draft picks.<br /><br />So like, in capture the flag, somebody needs to stand near the flag and protect it, while [i]someone else[/i] has to go get the enemy flag and bring it back.<br /><br />I didn&#039;t want Nostar on my team, even though we have a sexual connection that transcends DooM Itself.&nbsp; Me and Nostar would&#039;ve been like Rus and Nostar, which did not work, except I&#039;m not nearly as good as Rus.&nbsp; This is because Nostar and Rus and I all do pretty much the same thing, which is mill around and shoot at people.&nbsp; I need someone to get the flag.&nbsp; I couldn&#039;t get Chewy (rofl btw), so I took the best [u]human[/u] runner in the agency.&nbsp; And then, because I am only an adequate murderer, I chose another murderer with a very bad attitude to help me out.&nbsp; And then another one (a Latin King) in case somebody doesn&#039;t show up.&nbsp; I could&#039;ve had Collision instead of Dr. Noob--both were available when LB made my pick--but, even though Collision is more murderous than Noob and I like him a little, he is just less reliable.&nbsp; I took the lower-risk, lower-return investment.&nbsp; Noob and I will be kind of near the flag, and Mike will go get the other flag for us.&nbsp; Maybe one of us will help him out sometimes; we&#039;ll see.<br /><br />LB can get the flag.&nbsp; He doesn&#039;t need somebody else to get the flag.&nbsp; He needed another murderer, so he got Nostar, the bitchiest murderer.&nbsp; Nostar&#039;s going to stand around the flag and protect it.&nbsp; LB&#039;s going to go get the other flag and bring it back to Nostar.<br /><br />I have many more things to say about the draft and what I think will happen this season, but I&#039;m exhausted from talking about how great I am.